Curmudgeon Cat

 Our cat sits at the front door and watches the squirrels scampering on the lawn.

She has never voluntarily gone outside and runs away when the door is opened.

She has never chased a squirrel or even sauntered up to say "hello."

They fascinate her in the abstract, but she has no desire to deal with their reality.

I get that. Squirrels are the hucksters and hustlers in life beyond the front door.